I have enough money to last the rest of my life

Do i have enough money?
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless i buy something.
- Jackie Mason

Life, Philosophy & Balance sheet!

Birth is our opening balance,
Death, our closing balance,
Prejudiced views are our liabilities,
Creative ideas and good deeds, assets.

Heart is our current asset,
Soul, our fixed asset,
Brian, a fixed deposit,
Thinking, our current account.

Goodwill and achievements are our capital;
Character and morals, our stock-in-trade,
Friends our general reserves,
Values and behaviour, our goodwill.

Patience is interest earned,
Love, our dividend,
Children, our bonus issues,
Education, a brand,
Knowledge is our investment.

Profit and loss is karma earned.
Before final assessment (death),
Balance your sheet!

- Anonymous